The goat dating-sim you've been waiting for.

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Disclaimer: NotHack Europa does not condone catcalling, blackmail or other abusive relationship practices towards goats or other species.

StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
Rating
Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars
(2 total ratings)
AuthorNotHack Europa
GenreSimulation
TagsDating Sim, Parody
Average sessionAbout a half-hour
LanguagesEnglish

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I didn't know why, but I didn't expect the goat to actually talk heh

With all the talking about butchers and how adamantly the dude was denying being a butcher...kinda sus not gonna lie

i wonder if this is a socially accepted thing in this universe. taking animals out for dates lmao The way the goat said "you humans are all the same" makes me think other people have found her irresistable and tried their luck hehe

this was short and sweet, and the scenario was hilarious. good job!!

if you ever make Will U Goat Out With Me 2 I would play the heck out of that lol

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I'm seriously considering making a 2nd part for next year's April fools. We made this one within a few hours, so if we write a sequel, we'll take more time and it'll be longer for sure. This ended up being way more fun than I expected when I started writing it.

As for the world it's set in... this was a very spontaneous idea. We put goats in most of the content we release (I'm not sure how that started, but it's a thing now) so when our composer messaged me, asking if we'd do anything for April fool's, I was like "duh, goat dating sim". So, we haven't settled on just how weird the main character is for his... preferences.

When they get to the restaurant, will the staff be like "dude, you can't bring a goat in here!" or will they silently accept the weirdness? Or will there be a cow with her horse wife at the neighboring table? No clue yet and I'm afraid to make a decision :D

But yeah. MC is definitely sus and that goat is also more than she seems to be. Idk if you played through the dark magic route, but... well...

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10/10 life changing experience.

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xD

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I need the restaurant scene now

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Next year!